'I-Humpty Dance' inceda amantombazana atyebileyo azive enelungelo lokonwaba, nokuba siyaphikisana malunga neefoto ze-bikini ze-Kardashian ezingagunyaziswanga.
Ndine-17% kuphela yehlazo lokuvuma ukuba emva kokuva malunga nesithombe se-bikini sikaKhloe Kardashian kwaye engafuni ukuba ihlabathi liyibone, into yokuqala endiyenzayo kukukhangela ifoto.Kulula kakhulu ukuyifumana.UKardashian wayenxibe ilokhwe ezibini ezenziwe ngelaphu lezilwanyana ezidityaniswe ndawonye kumsonto omnyama.Wela imilenze kancinane emathangeni akho, ngaphandle kwezithambiso, uncumo oluthambileyo xa umakhulu wakho okuthandayo efuna ukukufota.
Asikuko ukuba andinaluvelwano ngoKardashian.Ndingumfazi, kwaye wathatha imifanekiso yakhe embi kwi-Intanethi.kodwa asiyonyaniso.Ukhangeleka emhle, ethambile kwaye onwabile-kodwa akakulungelanga ukusetyenziswa ukuba ubungxowankulu buya kushukumisa.Ukutyhubela iminyaka, abakwaKardashians baye basebenzisa iminikelo yabo kwimigangatho yobuhle obungenakufikeleleka obubekwe yinkcubeko ethandwayo, bekholisa abafazi abancinci ukuba eli nqanaba lobuhle linokufezekiswa ngokuthengwa okufanelekileyo ebomini bokwenene.(I-tea yokunyamalala kwesisu kunye ne-lip mucus yi-starter packs.) Imidiya yoluntu isibuko esinokubonisa oko kwaye ngubani ofunekayo.Isinqe sibhityile, iimpawu zobuso zibhityile.Nasi isihluzi esinokwenza zombini.
Le foto engakhethiyo kaKardashian yavela kwi-Intanethi yeWizard ye-Oz, imizuzu emva kwezigcawu.Umhlobo ku-Twitter ubuze le drama yamva nje yaseKardashian, ezibuza ukuba kutheni becinga ukuba thina, uluntu ngokubanzi, asazi ukuba ishishini losapho lishishini leebhiliyoni zeedola elakhelwe kwezona zibane zibalaseleyo, i-photoshopping, kunye nokugqithisela Ngaphaya kwefantasy yokutya. kunye nokuzilolonga, andikayazi ngokwaneleyo malunga notyando lweplastiki kunye nezinye iindlela.Ndatsibela kulo mbandela kwaye ndabonisa ukuba ngamanye amaxesha i-cage yenziwe sithi, kwanobuxoki obuhle bubuxoki, kwaye akusoloko kulula ukugcina umfanekiso wakho.
Ngokwahlukileyo, uCardi B akakaphazanyiswa yi-paparazzi embambayo emsebenzini, kuba umfazi uye waba nenyaniso kubaphulaphuli bakhe ukususela ngosuku lokuqala, malunga nokuba wayebukeka njani xa engazange agqitywe.Siye sambona engazithambisanga, ethwele umnqwazi, enxibe zonke iintlobo zempahla yasekhaya.Andazi ukuba yintoni undoqo wokuzithemba kukaCardi B.Kodwa kutshanje, ndiye ndaqala ukuqonda ukuba inxalenye yam ivela kwamanye amazwi kwingoma, kwaye eyona bar idumileyo yayimalunga nokuxakeka kwindawo yokuhlambela yaseBurger King.
Ingoma ethi "The Humpty Dance" yaculwa nguShock G kunye neDigital Underground.Andizange ndicinge ngeli qela labantu iminyaka emininzi, kodwa ndithe ndafumanisa ukuba usweleke kwiveki ephelileyo eneminyaka engama-57 ubudala, kufanele ukuba imeko yam inje.Inoba yiwayini emhlophe endayisela ngobobusuku, kodwa iindaba zakhe zokusweleka kuka Shock G zandibuyisela kwangethuba.
I-Digital Underground yakhulula "I-Humpty Dance" kwi-1990 xa ndandineminyaka eyi-5 ubudala.Ividiyo yomculo iphulukene neka-MC Hammer ethi “Awunakuchukumisa Oku” ngeyona vidiyo igqwesileyo yerap kwiiMbasa zeVidiyo zoMculo zeMTV ngaloo nyaka.Ndinonodoli we-MC Hammer onxibe ibhulukhwe emfusa edanyazayo.Ndiyarhana ukuba umhobe kaShock G wokuzithemba oguqulwe njengemvumi yetheko ukwi radar yam.Kodwa le ngoma yayinokulawula unomathotholo ngelo xesha, kwaye xa uqhuba ujikeleza isixeko, amazwi angena engqondweni yam encinci.
Awunakuhlala ubeka ubunzima obuninzi emva kwamazwi.Ngamanye amaxesha bayabaleka bengxamile, okanye umenzi anxibe nje umlinganiswa, emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uHumpty Hump ngowomnye u-Shock G.Kodwa xa uShock G edlwengula, into eyenza ukuba "umdaniso oHumpty" uzive uyinyani ngumbindi wengoma, "Ndicinga ukuba icacile, kwaye ndiyathanda nokubhala."Olu luhlobo lokutshintsha kwethoni oluzalisa iklasi yakho yebanga le-10 ngala magama Ubuzaza bomhlekisi, nguwe wedwa kuphela onokuyekelela umlindo wakho nxamnye nawe ukuphuma kwesikolo.Ikunyanzela ukuba uye emva naphambili emculweni ukuze ufumane ezinye iinyaniso.
Kwividiyo yomculo, edutyulwe ngohlahlo lwabiwo-mali olungekhoyo, uShock G wothuse imakrofoni njengoHumpty Hump.Unxibe umnqwazi omhlophe we-faux one tag ejingayo, ibhatyi yeplaid yesuti, iqhina elimhlophe le-polka-dot entanyeni yakhe, iqhina lesibini elimnyama emagxeni akhe, kunye nempumlo yeplastiki yomgunyathi.Iiglasi.Xa u-Humpty waqalisa uku-rap indlela awayekhangeleka ehlekisa ngayo, umntwana wam wasenkulisa akazange avume.
Kwiminyaka yoo-90, sinokuba no-D otyebileyo, umthandi otyebileyo ekhaya, kodwa ukutyeba kusekho, njengokuba kunjalo namhlanje, kuyafana nokungabi ne-sexy kwizangqa ezininzi.Nangona kunjalo, xa u-Humpty Hump wakhwaza esithi: "Heyi, ntombazana etyebileyo, yiza apha-ingaba ulungile?"Kum, oku akuvakali ngathi yi-quip ekhohlakeleyo ngeendleko zomzimba wabasetyhini.Ivakala inika umdla.Xa ndakhula, emva kokuva indlela indoda eyayilitshica ngayo igama elithi “Fat b–!”Nje ukuba yaliwe, ibha ka-Humpty ivakala yonwabile kwaye yonwabile.
Ungumntu owenza yaziwe iminqweno yakhe kwaye uyibeke kucace into yokuba imizimba yazo zonke iimilo kunye nobukhulu inokunqweneleka esidlangalaleni kwaye ifanelekile ukonwabela: “Ewe, ndikubiza ngokuba utyebile/Jonga kum, ndibhityile/Ayizange iyeke. Andisaxakekanga ngoku.”Xa ndahlawula imbeko ku-Shock G ngewayini emhlophe kwibali le-Instagram, ngentshiseko ndenza ingxabano efanayo.Umhlobo obhityileyo ungene kumyalezo wam wabucala kwaye wabelana ukuba le mivalo ayithethi nje kuphela kumantombazana atyebileyo afuna ukuncwasa.Kwiminyaka emininzi, ebesebenzisa isakhelo esincinci esikhankanywe nguHumpty Hump njengobungqina bokuzimela ngaphambi komtshato.
Andifuni ukunyanzela ilensi yangaphambili yomzimba kuShock G. Umyalelo we “The Humpty Dance” awuqolwanga ngokwaneleyo kwaye uyakwazi kakhulu.Amantombazana akwividiyo yomculo abhityile ngokwaneleyo ukuba abe ngabaphembeleli kumajelo osasazo anamhlanje.Ngubani owaziyo ukuba ngubani u-Shock G wehlisa isini.
Kodwa ndiyakholelwa ukuba umbono wakhe olinganayo wolonwabo ungaphaya kwesi siqwenga.Ekupheleni kwengoma, u-Humpty wathi akanazintloni ngempumlo yakhe—“Inkulu njenge kimchi!”Kwakwicwecwe elinye elithi “Doowutchyalike”, uShock G wamema abantu bazo zonke iiklasi kunye nemibala yesikhumba ukuba bakhulule iimpahla zabo kwaye batsibe kwiqula lokuqubha..Kunyaka kamva, i-Digital Underground yakhupha "No Nos Job".Nangona le ngoma ingena kwindawo yokuthotywa umzimba, umyalezo wayo ophambili ngowokuba impumlo, imilebe kunye neempundu zabafazi abantsundu azidingi kulungiswa ngotyando lweplastiki.UShock G wade wacela nokubawa kwabantu abadumileyo ukuba baqhubele phambili ingxaki: “Bonke aba kuthiwa ngoosaziwayo bathengise izigidi zeerekhodi kwaye bathi abanaluxanduva/Intombazana encinci yakubona kumdlalo kamabonakude/Yayineminyaka emi-6 kuphela ubudala kwaye yathi. ,’ Mama, ‘andiyithandi impumlo yam!’/Kutheni ungcolisa intloko yomntwana wakho/Ngoko unokwenza enye ibhedi yegolide?
U-Shock G ubonise ukuba amantombazana amancinci angakwazi ukugqwetha iimbono zabo ngokusebenzisa amajelo adlayo.Ke ngoko, njengoko iminyaka ihamba kwaye nomzimba wam ukhula kwaye utyatyambe, uMingda omncinci ufihla umnqweno wentombazana etyebileyo entliziyweni yakhe kwaye abuyele kaninzi, nto leyo esenokungaqheleki kangako..Xa inkcubeko etyalomali kwi-thice supreme izama ukundixelela ukuba andivumelekanga ukuba ndonwabele umzimba phezu kobunzima obuthile kwaye ayifanelekanga ukufunwa, ndinomyalelo, nokuba umncinci kangakanani, kholwa ngenye indlela, qhubeka ufuna. ulonwabo nolonwabo.Indlela uluntu olucinga ngayo ukuba mandiwujonge umzimba wam ayizange indiyekise ukuxakeka.Akukho mfuneko yokuhlambela Burger King.
Ukuba ubeka iliso kubantu obalandelayo kwi-Instagram, uya kusebenzisa isikhewu sabo samathanga ukugqithisa abaphembeleli kwaye bakunyanzele ukuba uthenge nantoni na abayithengisayo.Isondlo sakho sinokuba neebhikini ezimbalwa ezingasemva ezilingana emathangeni akho, kwaye uLizzo uya kusebenzisa umzimba wakhe ukuze akusikelele ngexesha lokuzilolonga kwaye adunyiswe ngolonwabo kwaye alangazelele.Ungade ujike nakwi #bookstagram kwaye ubone iincwadi ezintle zibekwe ecaleni kwekomityi yeti, ezifana noSabrina Strings' “Ukoyika uMzimba Omnyama: Imvelaphi Yobuhlanga Yokoyika Ukutyeba”, enxulumanisa i-lipophobia nobuhlanga.Okanye kaSonya Renee Taylor's uMzimba ayiloxolo: Amandla okuZithanda ngokugqibeleleyo kunye nomzimba kaTaylor's Black avulwe ngokuphandle kwiqweqwe, ekumema ukuba uzonwabise ngowakho umzimba.Okanye ividiyo ka-Adrienne Maree Brown, umbhali wencwadi ethi Happy Activism: Feeling Good Politics.Utsho la mazwi ukutyebisa, hayi ukukuphoxa.Ukuba i-Instagram inyanzelisa ukuba ikuthengisele izinto, kutheni ungathengi izinto ezikondlayo?
Ukususela ekungabinakhaya ukuya kwintloko ye-sneaker empire, u-Jaysse Lopez "nguye kuphela osindileyo" Funda uShedeur Sanders ukulungele ukuphuma emthunzini kayise u-Deion kwaye abe ngumbono Ngoku ukufunda ubudlelwane bentsapho kwenza umdlalo we-Grambling-Tennessee State ulungele ngokukodwa. yale Couple ukufunda ngoko nangoko
Ezi ncwadi kunye naba bathunywa ababhinqileyo abamnyama zithetha ukuba akusafuneki ndikhusele iminqweno kunye neminqweno yam ngamazwi engoma ye-rap eneminyaka engama-30 ubudala.Kodwa oku kubonisa amandla endima yeShock G.Ngamazwi nje ambalwa, uye wadala isihlenga sobomi esinamandla ngokwaneleyo ukuze andincede ndilondoloze ukuzithemba kwam kwiliza lentiyo eyenzelwe ngokwenkcubeko.UShock G kunye neDigital Underground ziya kukhunjulwa ngegalelo labo emculweni, kwaye ngethemba lokuba iinkumbulo zikaShock G nazo ziyakukhunjulwa ngokusikhokela ukuba sonwabe ngakumbi.
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Ixesha lokuposa: Sep-04-2021